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"The Wacky Wizard Wars" stars a grumpy gang of half-witted wicked wizards and witches bent on walloping the magical clever lot who keep trouncing them instead.
The unpalatable bunch meet their comeuppance in even more unpalatable Dahlesque ways that will have children in stitches.
Starring alongside them are fiery mind-reading dragons, zany animals and daring young wizards and witches.
Medieval weapons are pitted against drones and androids in this parody for young readers.
A power-mad High Born witch forms a new army out of the brainless wacky rabble who lost the last war. It’s a tough job. They prefer to guzzle gibber juice and clobber each other for fun.
Covens of modern day witches, who are innocent ordinary folk, are ensnared by this real witch and forced to join her shambolic army.
To her horror, Mortor, the worst High Born wizard of all, reappears.
He snatches power and becomes top dog … until a farcical ceremony ties these two High Borns to each other for eternity.
The backward bruisers set off to launch a surprise attack on the highly advanced good wizards and witches. Their medieval weapons at the ready.
Meanwhile, the smart side are producing a film based on the recent Great Wizard War. But young wizards and witches starring in the film are in the very spot where the wicked warmongers land. A couple of them are trapped, and their friends carry out a daring rescue operation with the help of dragons.
Drones are deployed to delay the wackos in achingly funny ways until the good army arrives to sort them out again.
The Wacky Wizard War begins.
Cameras are recording the events right up to the final riotous outcome.
Fame awaits the unlikeliest stars of the show.
